Me: “Hey… Sweetie, you looked like you were having a bad dream so I woke you up.”
EJ: “Yeah… I was. Sarah Palin was in a grocery store.”
Me: “What?”
EJ: “She was singing religious songs…………
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Waking up EJ from an afternoon nap.
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Woe to the insects that come across me and my kill jar.
I found a sad and discarded mustache on the ground this morning.
